CHICKEN SOUP
1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003
You're a healer, nourishing all whom you encounter. We feel better just
being in your presence. Mothers want to bring you home to meet their
children: resist this at all costs. Compatible with Bagel and Knish.
EGG CREAM
1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004
You've got a devious personality since you're made with neither eggs
nor cream. Friends find your pranks refreshing; others think you’re too
frothy. Compatible with Blintz, who also has something to hide.
CHOPPED LIVER
1933, 1945, 1957, 1969,1981, 1993, 2005
People either love you or hate you, making you wonder "what am I,
chopped liver?" But don’t get a complex, you're always welcome at the
holidays! Bagel's got your backside.
BLINTZ
1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006
Creamy and dreamy, you're rightfully cautious to travel in pairs. You
play it coy but word is with the right topping you turnover morning,
noon and night. Compatible with Schmear.
LATKE
1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007
Working class with a grating exterior, you’re a real softie on the
inside. Kinda plain naked but when dressed up you’re a real dish.
Compatible with Schmear’s cousin Sour Cream.
BAGEL1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008
You’re pliable and always bounce back, although you feel something's missing in your center. If this persists, get some therapy. Compatible with Schmear and Lox. Latke and Knish, not so much.
PICKLE
1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009
You’re the perfect sidekick: friends love your salty wit and snappy
banter but you never overshadow them. That shows genuine seasoning from
when you were a cucumber. Marry a Pastrami later in life.
SCHMEAR
1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010
You blend well with others but often spread yourself too thin. A smooth
operator, you could use some spicing up now and then. Compatible with
Bagel and Lox. Avoid Pastrami - wouldn't be kosher.
PASTRAMI
1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011
Brisket's hipper sibling, always smokin' and ready to party. You spice
up life even if you keep your parents up at night. Compatible with
Pickle, who's always by your side.
BLACK AND WHITE 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012
Kids love you but make up your mind! Are you black or white? Cake or cookie? You say you’re "New Age," all yin & yang. We call it "bi-polar." Sweetie, you're most compatible with yourself.
KNISH 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013
Flaky on the surface, you're actually a person of depth and substance. Consider Medical or Law School but don't get too wrapped up in yourself. Compatible with Pickle. Avoid Lox, who's out of your league.
LOX 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014
Thin and rich, you're very high maintenance: all you want to do is bask in the heat getting some color. Consider retiring to Boca. Compatible with Bagel and Schmear although you top them both.
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