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The Jewish Zodiac Placemat

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Our deli food parody of the Chinese zodiac has all twelve images and text. A real conversation starter for the delicatessen lover in your life.

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1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003
You're a healer, nourishing all whom you encounter. We feel better just being in your presence. Mothers want to bring you home to meet their children: resist this at all costs. Compatible with Bagel and Knish.

1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004
You've got a devious personality since you're made with neither eggs nor cream. Friends find your pranks refreshing; others think youíre too frothy. Compatible with Blintz, who also has something to hide.

1933, 1945, 1957, 1969,1981, 1993, 2005
People either love you or hate you, making you wonder "what am I, chopped liver?" But donít get a complex, you're always welcome at the holidays! Bagel's got your backside.

1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006
Creamy and dreamy, you're rightfully cautious to travel in pairs. You play it coy but word is with the right topping you turnover morning, noon and night. Compatible with Schmear.

1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007
Working class with a grating exterior, youíre a real softie on the inside. Kinda plain naked but when dressed up youíre a real dish. Compatible with Schmearís cousin Sour Cream.

1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008
Youíre pliable and always bounce back, although you feel something's missing in your center. If this persists, get some therapy. Compatible with Schmear and Lox. Latke and Knish, not so much.

1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009
Youíre the perfect sidekick: friends love your salty wit and snappy banter but you never overshadow them. That shows genuine seasoning from when you were a cucumber. Marry a Pastrami later in life.

1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010
You blend well with others but often spread yourself too thin. A smooth operator, you could use some spicing up now and then. Compatible with Bagel and Lox. Avoid Pastrami - wouldn't be kosher.

1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011
Brisket's hipper sibling, always smokin' and ready to party. You spice up life even if you keep your parents up at night. Compatible with Pickle, who's always by your side.

1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012
Kids love you but make up your mind! Are you black or white? Cake or cookie? You say youíre "New Age," all yin & yang. We call it "bi-polar." Sweetie, you're most compatible with yourself.

1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013
Flaky on the surface, you're actually a person of depth and substance. Consider Medical or Law School but don't get too wrapped up in yourself. Compatible with Pickle. Avoid Lox, who's out of your league.

1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014
Thin and rich, you're very high maintenance: all you want to do is bask in the heat getting some color. Consider retiring to Boca. Compatible with Bagel and Schmear although you top them both.

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