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Year of the Lox T-shirt (Women) Year of the Chopped Liver T-shirt (Women)
Our Price: $19.95
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Women's Year of the Lox T-shirt Women's Year of the Chopped Liver T-shirt
1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014
Thin and rich, you're very high maintenance: all you want to do is bask in the heat getting some color. Consider retiring to Boca. Compatible with Bagel and Schmear although you top them both.
1933, 1945, 1957, 1969,1981, 1993, 2005
People either love you or hate you, making you wonder "what am I, chopped liver?" But don’t get a complex, you're always welcome at the holidays! Bagel's got your backside.
Year of the Latke T-shirt (Men) Year of the Schmear T-shirt (Women)
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Year of the Latke T-shirt | Jewish Zodiac Women's Year of the Schmear T-shirt
1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007
Working class with a grating exterior, you’re a real softie on the inside. Kinda plain naked but when dressed up you’re a real dish. Compatible with Schmear’s cousin Sour Cream.
1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010
You blend well with others but often spread yourself too thin. A smooth operator, you could use some spicing up now and then. Compatible with Bagel and Lox. Avoid Pastrami - wouldn't be kosher.
Year of the Lox T-shirt (Men) Year of the Latke T-shirt (Women)
Our Price: $19.95
Our Price: $19.95
Year of the Lox T-shirt | Jewish Zodiac Women's Year of the Latke T-shirt
1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014
Thin and rich, you're very high maintenance: all you want to do is bask in the heat getting some color. Consider retiring to Boca. Compatible with Bagel and Schmear although you top them both.
1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007
Working class with a grating exterior, you’re a real softie on the inside. Kinda plain naked but when dressed up you’re a real dish. Compatible with Schmear’s cousin Sour Cream.